As Alvin Fixed the computer, TheoDore shoved his Hard 2 inch cock directly into Simon's Gay Faggot Ass. "HArder, Dave!" Shouted Alvin, as he rammed a foot-long hotdog into his gaping butthole. Alvin fixed the computer by remembering to De-FRag it, and Down-Load any viruses right off that hard drive. "Unbelievable!" shouted Simon "According to my calculations my butthole has achieved a PSI of roughly 45.3!" "Shut the fuck up Simon!" said Alvin "I'm trying to use the computer! God DAmn it Theodore, you shut up too! How else am I supposed to fall asleep while I stare at an MS-DOS prompt because I snorted too many Xanax?" Alvin's eyes drifted closed and he picked up his cellphone. "Alvin, what the fuck is wrong with you?" asked Dave. "Hang on, I'm busy" said Alvin as he passed out while typing in "gay porn downloads dot exe".
The End
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
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Sunday, May 16, 2010
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This Be The BumpOff
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